she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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