The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
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