Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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