You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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