farters have to be the big spoon...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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