i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
He kissed a someone with a penis
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Randomize
