Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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