In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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