i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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