She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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