I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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