This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
