it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I am naked and annoyed.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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