Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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