I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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