3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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