so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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