Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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