Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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