I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I need to align my fucking chakras
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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