D3 body, D1 cock
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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