they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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