We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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