in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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