Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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