Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I want to fling myself into the sun
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