hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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