It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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