First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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