Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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