it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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