I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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