belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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