i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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