Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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