dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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