So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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