I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
