She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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