im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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