She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
