I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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