Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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