You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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