Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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