I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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