Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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