I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Randomize
