He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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