my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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