He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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